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JunkStuffer is the enterprise platform for stuffing junk — any junk, at any scale, into wherever it fits. API-first. Infinitely scalable. Enterprise-ready. Trusted by companies that have junk, which is all of them.
Event stream
§ 01 — The problem
Cables. Lanyards. A roadmap from 2019 that three people still believe in. Junk accumulates at the speed of business, and most organizations are still stuffing it the old way: by hand, into whatever's nearby, with no audit trail and no executive dashboard.
That's not a strategy. That's a drawer.
1 Internal JunkStuffer research, n = everyone. Methodology: confident.
§ 02 — Platform
One platform to ingest, classify, compress, and permanently not look at junk — across every drawer, closet, shared drive, and department.
Junk Intelligence™
Our proprietary model has reviewed over 40 billion objects and concluded, with 99.2% confidence, that they are junk.
The Stuffing Graph™
API-first
$ curl -X POST api.junkstuffer.com/v1/stuff \
-d '{"junk": "yes"}'
→ 201 Stuffed
{
"status": "stuffed",
"junk": "yes",
"where": "in there"
}Zero Trust. Maximum Junk.
Every item is treated as junk until proven junk.
Lossless Cramming™
Patented push-down technology that works by pushing harder.
Compliance
Our office shares a parking structure with a SOC 2 auditor.
§ 03 — How it works
Implementation takes under a minute. Most of that minute is spent deciding not to look.
Point at the junk. Junk Intelligence™ confirms that it is junk. It is always junk.
The platform stuffs it, securely, into the nearest available bin at up to 99.999% stuffedness.
Close the lid. Walk away. Your junk is now someone else's line item. Ours.
§ 04 — Junk Readiness Assessment
Five questions. Instant, defensible results. Runs entirely in your browser — we couldn't follow up if we wanted to.
§ 05 — Stuffing Advisor
The Stuffing Advisor answers your junk questions with answers that are confident, consistent, and written in advance.
Stuffing Advisor
Preview · Scripted responses · No messages leave your browser
§ 06 — The stuffers
140 professional stuffers across nine time zones and one very large storage unit. Every one of them is smiling. We checked.
Chief Stuffing Officer
“I have never met junk I couldn't stuff.”
VP, Junk Intelligence
“Every model I train reaches the same conclusion.”
Principal Stuffer (L7)
“Fourteen years. Not one lid has popped on my watch.”
Head of Lid Relations
“A lid is a promise. I keep promises closed.”
Stuffing Evangelist
“I talk about stuffing whether or not anyone asks.”
Bin, Senior Staff
Gus has been with us since day one. Gus does not discuss what is inside Gus.
§ 07 — Customers
“Before JunkStuffer, our junk was everywhere. Now it's all in one place, and we don't know where that is.”
“We stuffed 40,000 lanyards in a single quarter. The board was speechless. They're still speechless; we haven't told them.”
Amir Sadeghi · COO, Fjordly
“I was skeptical. Then I opened the bin. I'm no longer skeptical, and I won't be opening the bin again.”
Hollis Tran · Director of IT, NULLCORP
“Their onboarding team arrived, stuffed everything, and left. We think. Nobody has seen Derek since.”
Margaux Ellery · Head of People, Wexford & Vale
§ 08 — Pricing
For individuals with one (1) drawer.
$0forever, probably
Start stuffingMost stuffed
For teams whose junk has started having meetings.
$39per stuffer / month · billed annually
Start stuffingFor organizations with a junk problem and a procurement process.
Let's talkvolume pricing by the ton
Talk to a stufferAll plans include unlimited junk. Unstuffing is not available on any plan.
§ 09 — FAQ
Everything, eventually. Our onboarding team can help you identify junk you didn't know you had, including some you are currently holding.
In there. Our architecture is designed so that the answer is always “in there,” regardless of region, plan, or follow-up question.
Unstuffing is on our roadmap for the quarter after never. For most customers, not getting junk back is the core value proposition.
No. The Advisor is a scripted preview that runs in your browser and never sends your messages anywhere. It is, however, extremely sure of itself.
JunkStuffer is SOC 2-adjacent, which means we are near compliance at all times. Your junk is encrypted with a lid.
The Drawer plan is free forever, probably. Alternatively, find a drawer. You've been on a free trial this whole time.
Tell us where to send a stuffer. A member of our team will be in touch within three to five business years.