System status

All systems stuffed.

Operational · 99.999% stuffed

Uptime over the last 90 days. Each bar is one day. Each day is full of junk.

JunkOS Core us-east-junk-1
Stuffed
Junk Intelligence™ classification · 1,400 categories
Confident
The Stuffing Graph™ relationships · do not inspect
Stuffed
Public API POST /v1/stuff
201 Stuffed
The Lid global · single lid
Holding
Unstuffing not a feature
N/A, forever

Recent incidents

Oct 14, 2026 · 14:02 UTC

Lid briefly ajar in eu-west-junk-2

A tote bag achieved partial egress. A professional stuffer sat on the lid. Customer junk was never at risk of being seen.

Resolved · 4m

Sep 2, 2026 · 09:17 UTC

Stuffing Graph returned a relationship

The Graph displayed a meaningful connection between two pieces of junk. Engineering has rolled back the meaning.

Resolved · 11m